"I trust 'Fear The Hut' as a valuable source of information regarding the conspiracies around Pizza Hut. The Hut is truly despicable."
"My testicular region has been really itchy and sweaty after viewing the Pizza Hut Twitter page. I think they're after me. Heed my warning."
— Gary N., Oklahoma (Gary attached to this e-mail to me a photograph of a signature from his doctor, proving his testicular troubles. Through further e-mails, Gary also told me he was diagnosed with prostate cancer in June of 2009.)
"We've had our own fair share of enjoying a slice at The Hut but they've shown their true colors. Fear The Hut."
— Mary R., Wisconsin (Former pizza lover)
"I once saw a businessman enter the Hut in the morning and he did not come out until 8:39 PM — pizzaless."
"I have been a pizza fan for over decades now. The Hut has always been one of my favorites, but after reading the information here, I'm not sure anymore."